THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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