You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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