Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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