Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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