somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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