They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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