I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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