I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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