Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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