Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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