Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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