omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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