I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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