There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
