You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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