Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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