porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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