If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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