sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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