I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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