Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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