How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize