yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?