? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.