he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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