I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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