is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
