Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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