please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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