I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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