Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
