420 ftw
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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