when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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