dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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