I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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