I think I died a long time ago.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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