So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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