we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
it's like iHOP with fire
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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