By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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