If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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