absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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