Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
did you just send me my own nude
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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