Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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