You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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