I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I have post one night stand depression
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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