I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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