well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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