I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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