If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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