fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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