plz talk dirty to me
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
