Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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